Go to Bittrex login and input your username and password

Recognize images of storefronts to prove you are human

Open Google Authenticator and input the 6-digit code in a race against time

After receiving the "New IP" message, curse a little because you've been using this device for months

Open your email and follow the link to sign in again

Input your username and password

Recognize images of vehicles to prove you are human. Debate on whether the corner of a bumper should be selected as "containing a vehicle"

Curse life and consider getting a different hobby

Open Google Authenticator and try to memorize the code so you can enter it in the next 12 seconds like an action hero diffusing a bomb.

Voila! 8 minutes later, and you are finally in.